Tim Toterhi

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The official website of the author, Tim Toterhi. Tim is the author of numerous short stories, features articles and three highly acclaimed books!

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Barley Man and the Incredible Zukes
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Six Florida-based buddies struggle to maintain their youthful idealism as they travel to New York to stop a crooked cop and a local mob boss from blackmailing their friend. During their quest they are guided by a talking tree; a partially invisible spirit-like substance; a hyper-galactic, Bee-ben-bobble playing number stealer; the evil corporate Zukes, and of course, Barley Man. After navigating a series of moral dilemmas they stand ready to fight for life, love, and a big bucket of cash.

Originally published as an e-novel, a pirate copy of Barley Man and the Incredible Zukes soon appeared on the Internet. The book spread through web readers faster than mono in a college dorm. Now, at last, the full version of this wild philosophical fantasy adventure novel is available in print.
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Egomaniac: Tales of an Unread, Unsaid, Unsung Loser
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He looked to the past and cringed. He looked to the future and wilted . . .

He wasn’t chasing fortune or fame . . . not really anyway. He just wanted to escape his past, his present, and the empty shell he met in the mirror each morning. And so this apathetic soul ran from reality, hoping to lose himself in a trio of imaginary careers. For fifteen years this lonely, damaged young man diligently dove into the characters he created, all the while pretending to try, to lose, to suffer endlessly in a poor poet’s day-to-day existence. The isolating façade cost him his family, his friends, true love most of all. Now as time begins to catch him he must decide whether to continue to run and hide, or find true shelter in a real life.

The author of cult favorite, Barley Man and the Incredible Zukes, brings you saga of a real-life loser wrapped in a gritty collection of edgy stories, soul-stirring songs, and the kind of poems that punch you in the face . . . right after they’ve kicked you in the groin.
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Robin's Clutch - Coming soon!
God and a nuclear fuel broker meet in a sports bar to discuss women, war, and other life mysteries...

What sounds like the start of a sexist political joke, is actually the beginning of a thought-provoking philosophical adventure. Set against the scandalous decline of the largest, privately-held business empire in the nuclear brokerage industry, Robin’s Clutch follows a young, romantically-challenged, business misfit on his crusade to find true love, lasting friendship, and the answer to the oldest of questions.

If you’ve ever felt confused, lost or all alone in a world you can’t quite figure out; if you’ve ever thrown up your hands in frustration and shouted, “ I just don’t understand anything anymore,” pull up chair, order yourself a spot of tea, and read a while. You may find something you’ve never lost and loose something you’ve never needed.
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MacLoughlin's Game - Awaiting Re-release!
It’s hard to stop a hitman from killing your father. It’s even harder when you’re dead.

Jonathan Holiday and his two brothers are desperate for money. Their comatose father has it, but his hospital meter is ticking away. In an effort to save themselves the three meet and arrange to have the abusive old man murdered. After hiring the killer, Jonathan has a change of heart. Unfortunately, he also has a suspicious accident. Now he must battle back from a series of “After-Earths” to convince his self-absorbed, cash-strapped brothers to stop a supernatural hit man from doing his job.

MacLoughlin’s Game is a story about defeating demons - those of this life, those of the next, and most importantly, those within ourselves.
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Defend Yourself! Developing a Personal Safety Strategy - Coming soon!
Defend Yourself! offers the latest prevention, empowerment, communication, and self-defense methods designed to assist you in preparing for and successfully dealing with a dangerous encounter. The physical techniques presented are complemented by an in-depth analysis of potential attackers including a description of each offender type and the various modus operandi employed.

Each lesson concludes with a series of questions and exercises that will assist you in developing a Personal Safety Strategy that coincides with your physical capabilities, legal rights, moral responsibilities, psychological needs, and spiritual beliefs. The book also contains a follow-up plan to help you keep your skills current.
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